Today we learn more about the nature of fragments! Apparently they are supposed to be broken? Well, according to Wrigley, anyway…
The big 50% off sale is still going on in my store for the rest of the week to celebrate the 100th update of Freewheel this past Monday! Everything is 50% with the code BIG100 at checkout! I feel like Crazy Eddie, who you may remember if you grew up in the New York area in the 80′s, like I did. His prices are….IIIINSAAAAANE!
Apparently there was a big scandal that put the original Crazy Eddie’s out of business because of all kinds of fraudulent business practices and the real-life “Crazy” Eddie Antar fled the country using a fake passport! IIIIINSAAAAANE! According to the internet, somebody re-started it in some form in 2009, but it’s just not the same without those corny TV ads!
Do you know what I haven’t seen a commercial for in ages? Douches.
No, not THAT kind of douche! And not the French word for “shower,” either! This kind, where a mom and her daughter have a very vague talk whilst on a boat sailing nowhere in particular:
I guess it probably helps that it’s long since been proven that douching is bad for women, kind of like how you never see commercials on TV for cigarettes. Actually I don’t think I remember EVER seeing a commercial for cigarettes… but YouTube has naturally bestowed on me evidence to the contrary. For example, did you know that the Flintstones original sponsor was Winston cigarettes? Yup, and I offer this ad as proof. Crazy, insane, almost unbelievably ridiculous proof:
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Fables of Freewheel – (2 pages in the queue!) $32 to add another page to the queue!
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